Word Gems

Well, after a magical NY Giants moment last Sunday, thanks to JPP, today was kind of a let down.  Tonight, I was cleaning out my email inboxes (I have four emails—don't ask...) and text messages (my phone's inbox actually fills up—thank goodness they won't be making "dumb phones" much longer, right RKsoPitted?), feeling kind of bummed, and I found a few gems that made me smile.


A text from a boyfriend to his girlfriend: "We made so many bacon cheese fries last night haha. All the guys hooked up with chicks haha not me though."


A text from a friend, quoting another friend: "Do you think I actually wanted to punch him? I'm on a low-protein diet."


An email from an uncle: "I actually tried to comment on your blog, but it rejected my comment with some bogus error message. If I had a blog - I would have made a ranting, raving blog about how annoying your blog is..."


A text from a boyfriend to his girlfriend: "I know you well. You randomly pull out your phone every 3 hours and ask the bf what he's doing to keep hope in his mind. I'm not falling for it."


An email from a dad:
On plane and having glass of champagne before taking off.

Noticed it was flat and not very crisp.

Politely returned glass to steward.  He brought me a new glass, which was much better.

Later I commented that the first not so good glass might have been due to soap residue on glass.

He fessed up that first bottle was an imitation sparkling white and for my second try he opened a real champagne.

Sometimes you can not fool good old dad!




Share your word gems here. Greg, I know you have an email chain that is ripe for the picking...